Now what?

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 09/27/2013 at 17:34 • Filed to: None

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Google Maps directions to the restaurant for dinner tonight. Am I supposed to jump the last bit? Push the "A" button on my Mach 5?

AbigGRNboot > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:36

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Use the "O" button for offroad. Also handy for the ladies.

maximillious > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:40

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Asshat parking

:Screw kinja for messing this up in advance

maximillious > maximillious 09/27/2013 at 17:40

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WOOOOHOOO Kinja Worked!!!!

Tom McParland > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:42

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What??? How's Goole Maps supposed to know you don't own a hover-car, I mean everyone has those nowadays. :)

dinobot666 > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:43

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What on earth is leaking out of this place? Perhaps you should dine elsewhere.

ttyymmnn > dinobot666 09/27/2013 at 17:43

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It was under construction when the sat picture was taken.

ttyymmnn > Tom McParland 09/27/2013 at 17:45

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When my kids were still young (younger than they are now), a friend said I shouldn't bother taking them to a restaurant, that I should just drive past, roll the window down, and throw my money out. Perhaps this is what he meant. Or else, I'm supposed to drive by and lob a grenade at the place.

dinobot666 > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:45

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Whew. And here I thought it was some kind of dumpster juice slurry or something.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:45

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3: Head east on Wolle Lane towards Hoppe Trail.

4: Turn left onto N Hoppe Trail.

5: Abandon your vehicle then start walking to your destination.

ttyymmnn > maximillious 09/27/2013 at 17:45

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That's a dumpster. The place was being renovated when this was taken (former Bennigan's).

maximillious > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:46

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haha I thought it was like a land yacht... like a hoopdy ass Lincoln Continental or something

Well still asshat parking job by that dumpster then

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:52

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Proof Apple's Maps app still sucks, after a year.

ttyymmnn > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 09/27/2013 at 17:53

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This was Google.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:54

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Get the fried green tomatoes.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:56

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I fail.

MoparKetchup > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 17:57

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ttyymmnn > MoparKetchup 09/27/2013 at 18:11

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What is that from?

Lets Just Drive > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:11

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This, right here, is why I fear the day that Google Cars abound... and rebound off of the curbs they didn't know were there, or the pesky pedestrians who just won't hold the fuck still!

MoparKetchup > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:17

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The first Grand Theft Auto game.

ttyymmnn > MoparKetchup 09/27/2013 at 18:18

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Interesting evolution. I've never played any of them.

MoparKetchup > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:27

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Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:31

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Been there before?
Also, atleast you're asking the question and not driving into a lake because the gps said so :)

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:31

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Well, the road is called Hoppe, so I guess you just hop on over. /groan

Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:36

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mmmmm Jack Allen's is delicious.

ttyymmnn > Clown Shoe Pilot 09/27/2013 at 18:39

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Never been there. But lots of folks make yummy noises when they talk about it.

Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 18:41

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i haven't been to the one in Round Rock, but the Oak Park location is fantastic.

ttyymmnn > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S 09/27/2013 at 18:41

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You're the first one to notice it. I hadn't caught it either.

ttyymmnn > Clown Shoe Pilot 09/27/2013 at 18:42

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Well, we're going to the RR location (which you might have guessed from the map). I'll let you know.

Pitchblende > ttyymmnn 09/27/2013 at 19:09

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Easy, since you are driving purely on information given by a computer you drive down some steps and park in the lake.